Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 25, 2018

It will make people think you’re very cuckoo.

Better take her advice – you don’t want to be clock-blocked.

You get very obsessive when you’re always on the clock.

Does too. Inside should be as annoyed as outside.

Electric motor to drive the hands of the clock?

She hates it wren that happens.

You would have to be cuckoo to live in a clock.

It could be worse. I could be the Small World Clock!

It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t keep using that fake Schwarzenegger accent!

. . . someone let ALL the bad puns, out of the bag! lol! :p