Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for October 31, 2018

We’ve agreed to text other people.

Ah, yes. . .texting. The modern iteration of the emotional self-quarantine. If one is texting, one doesn’t need to be interested in and can’t be blamed for whatever is happening. One can avoid face to face contact with others, one or more of whom might just turn out to be a new friend.

Only 2 or 3 times. But we DO email and facebook each other, too!

Try sexting.