Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 05, 2018

NFL record is 64 yards, and that was by a young man…

Maybe he should find a more realistic test.

i’m surprised he can bend over far enough to put the ball on the tee and not fall over…

Since they put the goalposts 10 yards past the goal line, he is actually right where he needs to be.

If he can kick as far as his age, the a great career in the NFL awaits.

It’ll take 257 tries.

at my age, an afternoon nap is no longer a luxury——-it is a necessity!!!!

I’ve always liked the song verse from ‘Little Feat’….“You know that you’re over the hill when your mind makes a promise that your body can’t fill. Old folks boogie, and boogie they will, ’cause to us the thoughts as good as the thrill!”

Threw my back out racking leaves. Granted, it was because I hit a rock with the rake, but Argh!

Could Ralph be becoming myopic (nearsighted)?

If I could do that, there would be 30 General Managers knocking on my door.

You know you’re over the hill when you get winded playing chess…

Might work if it’s a par 5.

Time to start measuring the distance in feet.