Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 26, 2018

Like an alcohol-free bartender?

My mother should have had an Agnes.

This is already a thing. http://www.rentamourner.co.uk/

“Cry baby’s wanted.” You will form a pity club with them, Agnes.

Saying “Tsk! Tsk!” with the right intonation requires some practice.

Any modern college will have more work for Agnes than she can handle.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/04/26/cry-closet-utah-university-library/553082002/

tsk tsk