Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 18, 2018

A posy of ox eyes

The tinsel makers are coming, with their cheesecloth bonnets of earthen brown

Do not dismiss my left handed spoon. Wars were fought for less.

Traffic cones are the devil’s party hats

The hat on top is floating to cat heaven.

“Cats can be that way,” she explained, “first they will float, and then they will not.”

The last of the cat’s nine lives had washed away..

Ducks float. Wood floats. Cats do not float.

’You’ll float down here. We all float down here.’

You are supposed to use a box for that experiment.

It the cat a witch or not a witch?

Not, in either case, to be confused with the “dead cat bounce”.

Would it still look like a cat if you pumped enough helium into the bottom cat for it to float?

Cats that don’t float make great doorstops ….

Schrödinger … Erwin Schrödinger, white courtesy telephone, please.

Catsup, catsdown. Rotten tomatoes gives it three stars in your eyes.

Who let Schrödinger in while I was away?

Medi.. CAT ion is making him float. Effects wear off, making cat sink.

It appears that cats were harmed in the making of this strip.

The cat cannot be both in the alive and dead states. Unless it’s degenerate. But this cat doesn’t look excited either way.

Cats are spiritual that way. dogs can play dead.

An air floating cat, and water floating cat now dead.

When cats are negligently left laying around to dream their life away.

In the Best of All Possible Worlds, this is as it should be.

Ivory floats. All others sink, stink, and decompose, thus becoming nutrient for the Next Generation…..