Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 31, 2018

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    Jeremy---  almost 6 years ago

    “The knobs on my neck could have been more functional in nature…it would have been nice to use them to adjust, for example, saliva flow or blood sugar.”

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  almost 6 years ago

    “Just a little off the top…”

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    Now, where do I begin…?!

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    davidf42  almost 6 years ago

    Panel 1 is taken from Kings Quest 4.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    “I don’t like my gait. Make me smooth and suave and debonaire like Peewee Herman. Same voice, too.”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    And those clothes! Really, would it have hurt to get something a little more fashionable?

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    J Short  almost 6 years ago

    First of all, it ain’t easy being green.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    “EDGAR ALLEN POE’S MONSTER MOM PROBLEM”

    Poe resurrected from the dead

    By dear departed mom’s side it is said

    DNA is of the unearthly kind so sublime

    A giant black “spider” he can be one anytime

    Halloween is every day he can see some people

    If local’s disappear and loath the night

    A giant crawling “spider” may set them aflight

    Poe is the spirit of the night forever more…

    Where is dear old mom he will find he fore swore.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Gee, Frankie, I think most of us like you just the way you are. I’m sure Steve does.

    Never trust a Hollywood Plastic Surgeon!

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