Berkeley Mews by Ben Zaehringer for October 29, 2018

ROFL!

“EDGAR ALLEN POE’S MONSTER MOM PROBLEM”

Poe resurrected from the dead

By dear departed mom’s side it is said

DNA is of the unearthly kind so sublime

A giant black “spider” he can be one anytime

Halloween is every day he can see some people

If local’s disappear and loath the night

A giant crawling “spider” may set them aflight

Poe is the spirit of the night forever more…

Where is dear old mom he will find he fore swore

“Who told you that?” “Nick. Nick Claus”

time for them to have….“THE TALK”

This morning at my eye doc’s office, an old Dennis the Menace episode was on TV in the waiting room. Dennis’s dad & Mr. Wilson had just bought an old house to fix up & rent out. The house had a reputation of being haunted. Dennis & his buddy dressed up in creepy costumes & went in to check it out & try to scare the “ghost” away. They reported back that they’d actually talked with the “ghost,” so dad & Mr. Wilson decided to spend the night in the house & prove there was no ghost. Last thing I saw before I went in to see the doc was a man talking on an intercom, pretending to be a ghost & trying to scare everyone away…

I see feet at the last scene and why do u say ghost before dad or mom or son lol