Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 09, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    What’s he on trial for? All the practice times when the trick didn’t work?

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    danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Some guys. Make with the wine and flowers and then try for third base.

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    enigmamz  about 6 years ago

    Bad touch! Bad touch!

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Dumb, but amusing.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 6 years ago

    It’s a scary time to be a magician.

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    jel354  about 6 years ago

    That’s what I’d call putting it on the table.

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    kucpa Premium Member about 6 years ago

    #tabletoo

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    clacou  about 6 years ago

    “It was consensual, your honor”.

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    Qiset  about 6 years ago

    She’s accusing him of molestation.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    A magician never lays his cards on the table.

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    sabruce1945  about 6 years ago

    Undressing the table.

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    mikeyman  about 6 years ago

    This is a legal precedence, tables having rights, because they have a leg to stand on. And what is done to chairs needs to be investigated also. The furniture rebellion should ban “Be Our Guest” for a number of inconsiderate and demeaning assumptions that has been tolerated too long in our modern society.

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    Diat60  about 6 years ago

    An illustration of what has long been looked on as innocent can now be evil.

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    davetb1956  about 6 years ago

    My take is that the table didn’t like being naked in public.

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    PO' DAWG  about 6 years ago

    He told her, “I’ve seen better legs on a table.” Then he proved it!

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