Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2018

But you’re still going to charge his next of kin $15.

good try, pal

But isn’t chest compressions just like stamping several documents?

For some reason, the training for Notary Public does not include clearing airways, stopping bleeding, or chest compressions. We need to tighten up the license requirements!!

I’m a techno nerd and I have a portable battery. I’ll make sure his phone is fully charged.

But he can notarize the documents in the lawsuit!

A prime example of why no one ever yells “is there a Notary Public in the house?”

Call 911……it works :-)

Wait, this fellow is a Doctor of Music, he can give him a calming lecture on C,P.E. Bach.

Isn’t not providing first aid when a life is in danger like that punishable by jail time over in the US? Here in Czechia it is.

I know a guy who still thinks it’s “Note A Republic”.

Is there a low-level clerk in the house?!?!?

Pastis, you had me cracked up at “notary public.”

But seriously, if the decedent didn’t already have a Do Not Resuscitate order, a notary might actually come in handy.

Wow, an incident that had NOTHING to do with Pig, and he didn’t have any dialogue either

Notary publics need to stay in their lane…

If only the Notary Public traveled in a blue police box…

“Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive”…. http://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/cardiac-arrest/cardiac-arrest-tools—resources/helping-people-stay-alive-is-easy-with-handsonly-cpr

I have no idea what Stephan was thinking.

As a mathematician I could prove the existence of periodic solutions to delay differential equations. Would probably make the injured party WANT to depart this life out of sheer boredom.

I think they should have a TV show about a notary public who uses his powers to solve crimes. They could call it “Seal of Justice”

Three years of notary public school down the drain. #TheHorror

At least when he gets buried, he will be on solid ground legally as well!

Good thing he didn’t need a Medallion signature guarantee.

They also serve who only stand and wait for someone to show up with documents that need notarization.

Ah Notary Public. That’s where the money is!

Look at it this way. The Notary did what he could. Pig sat on his rump and sipped tea.

because you’re an idiot?

Probably couldn’t save him because he spent too much time talking lol

Anyone know where I can get the Noted Notary Public issue of Mad Magazine? NP humor at its finest!

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