What does he mean “officially”? I assume he’s a minor. There’s nothing official about it. And what heinous act forced him to leave New Thayer? Gil and Kaz don’t seem the least bit concerned about that.
P3, Why, Kaz? The team has already lost at least 2 games already so 2nd in The Valley is out so forfeiting the rest shouldn’t really matter that much. And with that, basketball practice starts.
Simpsons did it. Homer and Marge rented a small apartment in Waverly Hills so Bart and Lisa could go to a better school. Homer used it as a bachelor pad.
In all reality , Gil’s honor code and moral compass will require him to turn Tiki and Ķaz into the Valley Conference for discipline or as others might say Gil will throw Tiki and Kaz under the bus to save himself .
My mother worked, and when I was in kindergarten, she gave them the address of her office so I could go to school near her office and she didn’t have to get a nanny or something. Now, people seem to think that’s the Crime of the Century.
When Coach Drool of Valley Tech gets wind of this recruiting charade, The Valley Conference Commissioner will impose sanctions on Milford High that will make the death penalty imposed on SMU Football seem like a slap on the wrist.
So is he saying they rent this apartment so that he’s eligible to go to Milford, but nobody actually lives in it? Then no, that does not make him eligible for school or football. Milford ends up winless this season!
Whelp, it looks like the vaguely exciting notion of Tiki being an imposter has given way to the much duller reality of Tiki’s family engaging in low-level fraud. The final panel makes the completely implausible suggestion that the Milford athletic department somehow has higher standards than the rest of the school administration.
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
What does he mean “officially”? I assume he’s a minor. There’s nothing official about it. And what heinous act forced him to leave New Thayer? Gil and Kaz don’t seem the least bit concerned about that.
chiphilton almost 6 years ago
School: probably. Football: problematic. Slow sister: irrelevant.
TheBrownStarfish almost 6 years ago
P1, A stash house, maybe?
P2, Too legit to quit!
P3, Why, Kaz? The team has already lost at least 2 games already so 2nd in The Valley is out so forfeiting the rest shouldn’t really matter that much. And with that, basketball practice starts.
bitsy twill almost 6 years ago
Simpsons did it. Homer and Marge rented a small apartment in Waverly Hills so Bart and Lisa could go to a better school. Homer used it as a bachelor pad.
jslabotnik almost 6 years ago
There goes Gilpa’s plausible deniability
Bucky almost 6 years ago
P3 Why OK for School but not for football…don’t make no sense to me. Gil is thinking “What movie is that line from??”
Mr Reality almost 6 years ago
In all reality , Gil’s honor code and moral compass will require him to turn Tiki and Ķaz into the Valley Conference for discipline or as others might say Gil will throw Tiki and Kaz under the bus to save himself .
BikeMike almost 6 years ago
totally legit? I don’t thinks so Tiki or Thomas or whoever you are.
Ignatz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
My mother worked, and when I was in kindergarten, she gave them the address of her office so I could go to school near her office and she didn’t have to get a nanny or something. Now, people seem to think that’s the Crime of the Century.
bearwku82 almost 6 years ago
When Coach Drool of Valley Tech gets wind of this recruiting charade, The Valley Conference Commissioner will impose sanctions on Milford High that will make the death penalty imposed on SMU Football seem like a slap on the wrist.
James St. John Smythe almost 6 years ago
Score one for the Encyclopedia Britannia salesman in P3. Kaz should also know better than to disturb Gil when the new issue of Grit arrives.
Mopman almost 6 years ago
So is he saying they rent this apartment so that he’s eligible to go to Milford, but nobody actually lives in it? Then no, that does not make him eligible for school or football. Milford ends up winless this season!
Marty is going to have a field day with this!!!
Irish53 almost 6 years ago
Time for DD and Rizzik to expose Gil.
gzitver almost 6 years ago
Am I missing something? Why did Tiki get kicked out of his previous high school? The one that serves the area where he actually lives?
hifirick1953 almost 6 years ago
Milford The only place residency rules are more strict for football than school
David Rickard Premium Member almost 6 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
Whelp, it looks like the vaguely exciting notion of Tiki being an imposter has given way to the much duller reality of Tiki’s family engaging in low-level fraud. The final panel makes the completely implausible suggestion that the Milford athletic department somehow has higher standards than the rest of the school administration.
sweetg1 almost 6 years ago
Guys…guys…(and BitsyT)….don’t worry…Gil has a plan!
wmac8898 almost 6 years ago
I look forward to the strip when the golfers from the summer story line come back and ask Gil “Who’s the cheater now.”
twainreader almost 6 years ago
So, Tiki is a rolling stone, wherever he sleeps ain’t his home…
dadjo almost 6 years ago
Is it just me or is the Gilfather looking more and more like he’s morphing into Dick Tracy? Minus the detective brains and intuition, of course.
tcar-1 almost 6 years ago
Kaz appears to be “p-o’ed” in panel three. Literally. (trying not to get a hit from the powers that be on this one)