Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 15, 2018

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    donwalter  almost 6 years ago

    No….I suppose not…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    but better than naming him ‘Bomb’

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Freedom of speech allows you to shout “THEATER!” in a crowded fire. 8^)

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    sandpiper  almost 6 years ago

    You could always name him Buttercup after our current chief exec. In some crowds you’d get the same reaction – doubled

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    sfreader1  almost 6 years ago

    The church I belonged to in Chicago once had an assistant minister who had a dog named Satan. The man loved to bring his dog to church during the week when leading the youth group or doing office stuff. He would open the church side door and say “Get in here, Satan” and laugh. He only lasted 6 months before the congregation demanded he leave.

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    magicwalnut  almost 6 years ago

    The fraternity that lived across the street from my dorm my freshman year had a dog named Dammit. They’d call him in every night with a bullhorn.

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny  almost 6 years ago

    Live in bear country. Have a dog named Bear, because when we got him my husband in early stages of Alzheimer’s thought he looked like a bear cub. Husband never remembered the name anyway. Should’a/could’a named him something else.

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    Peam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Oldie but goodie!

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