Strange Brew by John Deering for November 06, 2018

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    oldpine52  about 6 years ago

    He’s figured a way out.

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      about 6 years ago

    With pure luck, obviously.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The answer is ARF. It’s always ARF.

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    pcolli  about 6 years ago

    The dog who waks through walls.

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    DanFlak  about 6 years ago

    We have a pool which means that the yard has to be completely fenced in. The city has standards for the fencing. There are two inspectors: one comes out with a tape measure and meticulously measures the distance between every slat in the fence. The other walks around with a tennis ball attached to the end of a stick and pokes it in where he thinks there may be too much gap between the slats.

    We had a more stringent test. Our yard was “puppy proofed.” If a puppy can’t get out, then a child can’t get in!

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    MikeJ  about 6 years ago

    What city?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Did you here the one about the constipated mathematician?

    He couldn’t budget so he worked it out with a pencil!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 6 years ago

    The dog didn’t eat his homework.

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    PO' DAWG  about 6 years ago

    I had a German Short Hair Pointer, I swear you could see him thinking, a little wrinkle on the brow. He was a true engineer at things.

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    hooglah  about 6 years ago

    I sit on the porch with a BB gun. Anything that moves in my back yard gets hit. No trespassers in years.

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    noktar Premium Member about 6 years ago

    noble dog

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    anomalous4  about 6 years ago

    He’s developing transporter technology.

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    Strob  about 6 years ago

    He has finally solved the “Doorknob Principle”! (Far Side)

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