Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 10, 2018

Pig out without fear.

Unless you have compelling health problems due to eating, I don’t see why everyone is so obsessed with diets. I am chubby, especially because I’m vertically challenged, but I eat what I want and the only problem my doctors could find was occasional low blood pressure.

Plenty of time for later Remorse: the swimsuit ads are months away!

And a cold chill just shot down Arlo’s spine, because he knows that in two months an enraged, irrational woman will be holding a knife to his throat screaming “Do YOU think that I look fat!?!?”

She looks ok in panel 2

I was told if you can’t tuck it in you’re not fooling anybody

Arlo will be horrified.

REMEMBER!! Much easier to add weight than to take it off, Janis.

To keep the Type Two diabetes in remission, I’m always on a diet and have to exercise more than I prefer.

Man, I miss country fried steak and mashed potatoes with gravy, pasta, McDonald’s, and everything else that actually has flavor.

I might as well go out in the back yard and graze.

BOOOOO!!! Sweater weather has arrived.

Built for comfort not for speed. The bigger the cushion the better the pushin’.

she left off the tight bra, so the calories have room to breath.

I don’t worry about gain weight during the holidays. No one we know has parties, not even my wife’s work place.

Love hoodie sweatshirt weather!

Just stay away from Mr. Bathroom Scale, he never lies.

Stretch pants will be her friend also.

clever

Holiday diet? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

Start the diet with a shirt 3 sizes too big to make it look like you’re really losing weight.

Ah, Expansion space!