B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 21, 2018

Why that LYING Buzzard…., Uh I MEAN “Turkey!”

(Attenborough voice on)….and here we have, the rarest of the rare, the lesser spotted horned turkey, in his natural habitat….(Attenborough voice off)

Not much white meat on that bird.

yeah, but what drumsticks!

Dare any of them to try to be stupid enough to try to hunt that “turkey”…

I was thinking of Marlin Perkins myself, with Jim Fowler rushing up to the “turkey”

How long does this ‘turkey’ go in the oven for?

Or how may ovens does this turkey fit?

Let’s hope the Great Turkey rescues him.

Best to wear some kinda disguise before drawing attention to yourself.

Not sure who’s in more trouble, the hunters or the turkey (actual one, that is)

I was wondering how the one with the loudest voice placed the feathered evidence without becoming one with the terrain? ;-}

Never eat a turkey that can talk .

And I don’t mean gobble gobble.

This is not going to go well.

Every effing year we get these tired old gallows humor jokes about Thanksgiving turkeys. And BC does it not for a day, but for a week! Notice that all the rest of the year we never see gallows humor jokes about fried chicken and other animal food sources.