Every effing year we get these tired old gallows humor jokes about Thanksgiving turkeys. And BC does it not for a day, but for a week! Notice that all the rest of the year we never see gallows humor jokes about fried chicken and other animal food sources.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Why that LYING Buzzard…., Uh I MEAN “Turkey!”
BigDaveGlass almost 6 years ago
(Attenborough voice on)….and here we have, the rarest of the rare, the lesser spotted horned turkey, in his natural habitat….(Attenborough voice off)
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
Not much white meat on that bird.
danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
yeah, but what drumsticks!
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
Dare any of them to try to be stupid enough to try to hunt that “turkey”…
blahuciak almost 6 years ago
I was thinking of Marlin Perkins myself, with Jim Fowler rushing up to the “turkey”
NobodyAwesome Premium Member almost 6 years ago
How long does this ‘turkey’ go in the oven for?
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
Or how may ovens does this turkey fit?
Purple People Eater almost 6 years ago
Let’s hope the Great Turkey rescues him.
cuzinron47 almost 6 years ago
Best to wear some kinda disguise before drawing attention to yourself.
KEA almost 6 years ago
Not sure who’s in more trouble, the hunters or the turkey (actual one, that is)
wirepunchr almost 6 years ago
I was wondering how the one with the loudest voice placed the feathered evidence without becoming one with the terrain? ;-}
Iwa Iniki almost 6 years ago
Never eat a turkey that can talk .
Iwa Iniki almost 6 years ago
And I don’t mean gobble gobble.
eladee AKA Wally almost 6 years ago
This is not going to go well.
WDD almost 6 years ago
Every effing year we get these tired old gallows humor jokes about Thanksgiving turkeys. And BC does it not for a day, but for a week! Notice that all the rest of the year we never see gallows humor jokes about fried chicken and other animal food sources.