Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 13, 2018

Innocent until proven guilty, Elvis! You also might want to notice that thieving mouse there. Just saying.

It’s a Robber Mouse!Thanks the

Elvis, a responsible journalist does not say certain things on the air without ironclad proof! You should know better!

This will all end in tears. Or another wrestling match.

Elvis, where are your cat instincts? You do not here the tippie toe robber mouse right next to your mike? The whole audience can hear him! You are too busy jumping to conclusions!

Oh, Lupin does his share of slander. Just sayin’.

OMC- outrage… and toe beans!

The real criminal is escaping right now, Elvis.

So this before they learned of the existence the Robber Mice or after? Either way, neither is very observant to Natasha trying to sneak around

Megan spent a few hours online before moving to the front of the deli to get Tre-C and Max. She tried to play it off, but she really liked it when Jimmy’s customer’s complimented her. “What a beautiful girl!” (Why, thank you), “…reminds me of a black and white cookie.” (Really? My coat makes you think of pastry?) or “I love her fur, is she a Persian?” (NO). Tre-C was quite content using those eyes to compel diners into offering her table morsels, while Max was simply keeping his distance from the toddlers running after him shouting “horsey!”

Do they have an Innocence Project for cats? Lupin could use an advocate about now.

You tell it Lupin! This whole thing smacks of defamation! You know your rights Cat of Adventure and Anchor Cat Extraordinaire. ♥

Et tu, Burt?

Whoa, watch out. Lupin’s got Angry Ears.

In other news: It was 10 years ago today that my two boys, Clayton and Roli Poli, adopted me. They are now 15 and 11. My mother was living with us and I still remember her words when I got home from work that night: “Kim, come and get this baby elephant!” (Clayton was 15 pounds at the time and my mother was 92. He didn’t understand why he wasn’t welcome on my mother’s bed. But not a day goes by now when he isn’t on my bed when I wake up in the morning.)

Lol! Took me a minute to get that the libel (written defamation) is the chyron!

Boys, Boys! LOOK at the monitor. She’s right there in plain sight with the sparkly bling! Elvis, hush now & use those radar ears! Call yourselves newscats? I’ll betcha Tabitha’d be on the perp in a flash. ;-D

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Ohboyohboyohboy! A new adventure is heating up!More new little friends re-introduced to the BCN world!!!

Seat belts on, everyone? Let’s GO!!!

p.s. — Loads of love! Special needs to the front of the bus. Heading to the heart of the Mega Orb! We don’t want our hurting pals to miss a single boop, hug, or purr!!!

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Cat fight!

Lots of boops and purrs at my house this morning. For some unknown reason, the alarm on my cell phone went off at 5:15AM this morning. While the coffee was brewing, Yum Yum came and curled up on my lap and purred and purred – a most unusual event. She was most displeased when I ousted her so I could get a cup of coffee, and has stomped off in a huff to curl up with Paul.

Worst detectives ever.

And the fur begins to fly….

News is happening all around them…

Up, up and squeakay!

The Tip Toes just made my morning.

I…did Not…have anything to do… with that WOMAN"S…tempting, shiny and must be batted around…missing JEWELRY!

The boys are not very attentive today. Go robber mouse!

Worst hunters ever

Mouse, look st the mouse,

The distinction between slander and libel! <3 Almost better than the tippy-toeing thief.

Apropos of nothing, just wanted to note that my 2019 BCN Wall Calendar has arrived – and my, does it look tasty! Great work as always, Georgia!

The mouse has it.

Just pass out the catnip and all will be forgotten. At least for 10 minutes anyway.

This has all the makings of an old spaghetti western.

Clint Eastwood is…..Lupin. Falsely accused, nearly done in by vigilante justice….

cue Ennio Morricone sound track

Looks like another job for Tabitha.

To be fair, Lupin, your history does indicate you could be a prime suspect. Maybe bat fewer shiny things under the furniture and you won’t be the go to cat in situations like this.

On the other hand, Elvis, I have cats who can hear a mouse tip-toeing through their burrow on the other side of a solid stone wall. Maybe want to improve your Perception roll?

I had to go to the doctor today, and didn’t get online ’til just short of noon. I kept getting “cannot reach this address” and “socket full” or something like that. So, now we know: everyone is checking this (and other GoComics strips) from work.

It is also taking forever to open the comments, and freezing up on saving most of the time.

Obviously, if Lupin had stolen it, he would have eaten it and we’d be watching a storyline about veterinarians.

I went out to pay my electric bill and do a little shopping (I had been putting off paying my electric bill in hopes that my energy assistance grant would come in before it became past due, so I could use that money for groceries, but, thanks to Fiona’s timely gift, I was able to pay the bill and pick up some much needed supplies).

Anyway, when I got home, and sat at my computer, Sunny sat down beside me. I noticed that he was making a weird face and flapping his tongue in and out, so I asked him what he had gotten into. Upon investigating, I found that he had a big ball of lint stuck on his tongue. Poor baby.

I assume that everybody sees the mouse.

Reminds me of an old vaudeville routine, where two comics accuse each other of stealing some small thing and the third comic keeps making off with the rest of the set while they keep accusing each other.

No libel there. The reporter really did accuse a local cat of theft, that chiron is 100% factual.

NATASHA HAS TEH EARRING