Close to Home by John McPherson for November 05, 2018

“…along with all your skin.” (Don’t worry about Bleeb – he’s at home with all Earth species. Or at least he tastes terrible.)

I want to see how that works out before I try it.;-}

Seems fishy to me.

Also to be removed, will be his goodies.

“This may sting a little.”

Tatoo’s will be gone but there may be some scaring.

You mean someone might regret a tatoo(s) at a later stage in life? That’s the funny part, right?

Along with muscle tone, internal organs, and vital signs.

They need to throw some bloody raw meat in first; to get them into a feeding frenzy!

Careful they’re little alien dude. You are in great peril! Don’t let that fat Tat guy jump on you.

Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!!! (Is he waving????) Swim for your life, Bleeb!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

NOT so sure this will work . . . but I’m a bit of a skeptist.

Soon he will be ♫ bad to to bone ♫.

And here we have yet another excellent reason to not get a tattoo.

♫ Look for the little alien whenever you read Close to Home ♫ [Tune by Jerome Kern, before your time.]

Bandages cost extra.

What could go wrong?

Not sure how precise the removal will be.

I’ve seen pictures of people who had large tattoos removed. It’s not pretty with all of the blisters. They heal eventually.