Kliban by B. Kliban for November 07, 2018

You definitely don’t want to choke on one of those.

I personally like the little bullet appetizers…

“Double your pleasure, double your fun,/With Doublemint, Doublemint, Doublemint guns…”

Better when served smoking hot.

Dinner @ my inlaws.

You’ll want to save those and boil ’em for gun stock.

This feast automatically revolves around aiming to finishing your shots with a good pistol, afterwards.

They say that happiness is a warm gun; but I think that this meal would leave you feeling like you have a few pounds of lead in your belly.

When you order these in a restaurant do you need to undergo a background check?

Is that what they mean by “he ate his gun?”

This is why so many people go around shooting their mouths off…. 8^)

Why do I keep hearing Nancy Sinatra?

Though they cost a bit more, I prefer boneless guns, but some say bone-in guns are tastier.

I would never eat horse meat, but a Colt? Why not I ask?