Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 14, 2018

got any other surprises, Splatz, besides throwing pies?

As long as he can get unlimited pies free…

Could be worse. They could’ve been man hole covers.

Gotta toggle that switch on his back to “good”…

Jeez, what an absolute clown.

Full of surprises and surplus pie-ses?

Could be a math clown, throwing pi symbols…

Not much of a surprise after the first one.

What’s wrong with his feet? They look…normal!…

Looks like Splatz is a switch-thrower (like that Dodger pitcher).

The surprise is where he hides all those extra pies (since we only see two hands, but see 5 pies!)

I saw two new games at the store this weekend. One is a “Pop the Zit” games, where you spin a wheel, then push on the rubber zit on the gameboard face that number of times. If the zit pops, you get squirted with water (or silly string if you use the enclosed attachment. The other one is a clogged toilet. Again, you spin the wheel, and you have to plunge the little plastic commode that number of times. Eventually, a little plastic turd will pop-out of the tank, and you have to try to catch it. I am not making this up!

Yet another in a long line of Evil Clowns! At least he’s armed only with cream pies and not machetes or the like! Lio will be a Survivor!