Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for November 14, 2018

Boy, stop fighting it! You’ll exercise outside the house, whether you like it or not!!

It beats being a certified paraplegic.

I guess he wants to do all of this on his own? But he’s been looking for instruction online. What’s wrong with having a mentor face to face..oh yeah, they might judge you.

and of course, if you don’t pay somebody, and you stay in a room with an schedule, then you are doing nothing. By the way, I’ve heard there are some academies that teach you to walk on the sidewalk; I am aware is something everybody does and everybody learns on their own, but since some people here seem to be happy acting like morons, they say they have more authority in walking on the sidewalk than the rest of people (they are certified), so you should pay them

Tough to be an outlaw when everything’s legal.

juniors disdain for authority type learning might meanhe had earlier issues with an instructor / teacher

Junior, it means your mom can feel assured that someone will do something about your injuries rather than record the episode on their iPhone or just walk by because they think you’re faking it and are a pick pocket.

Certified does take the rebelliousness out of it.

I think Betty just took out all the fun in parkour.

Ol’ Betty sure can take the joy out of anything, can’t she?

Hey, Betty. Quit trying to micromanage his life. Maybe he doesn’t want to be organized into learning something. I imagine he gets enough of that in school. Let him find his own way. If he wants to take it further after watching the videos and trying by himself, he’ll ask if there are lessons or at least a group.

Yeah. Certified by the Parks Dept.

Sheesh

he really is portrayed as a Brat in this comic