Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 04, 2018

It’s the Maze to Great Welts!

I’m not worthy!!!

Now this TV antenna is more… In fact it picks up future programs by 100 years. No other like this one! The great outdoor shows, cooking and wine, yo, ho,ho, just in time for the Holidays. Not available in Vegas. A must for Grandpa…

For some reason I have “50 ways to leave your lover” in my head now.

Such a carpy attitude!

It’s dot curtains for the lot of ya.

Squeeze these knees please…uh huh.

I be hyp mo tized…

Yes mistress…

Use some aluminum foil, bead coil, to place the speaking fish onto to grill, Phil..

Milton Bradley and Parker Brothers had an epic race to the market with this new boffo board game.

Nonsense, gents.

This musculature problem is discussed only in the upper divisions of anatomy classes at the U.R.F’d Institute ….

Pay no attention to the Burritt behind the curtain.

No, no, no! You are a deficient fish!. It is sturgeon roe that is highly monetized, especially in Iran and Asian Russia. Your innards are just disgusting grist for the meal mill. So, yes, always wear your mittens when scooping up or artistically arranging slippery fish guts. I also recommend use of a gas mask.

Lamely literal, sure. But what do you expect for the pay I get around here?

Last I looked, the market for goldfish guts was way down…

Is this a maze?