Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 17, 2018

He make like a tree and quickly leaves.

I’m surprised that Death would carry a rake. Seems like he would enjoy watching them decompose right where they fall.

Grim raker

But the grass is still green – what’s up with that?

Cue Andy Williams. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UqDX_quk0

And all the stars fell from heaven.

Last leaf… means the snow will soon arrive.. with cold drafts up that gown.

Die-ciduous.

I dunno, I kind of like this one…..:)

I agree.

If you live Oregon, you’d understand.

The Grim Raker.