Didn’t say anything about blondes. “Two blondes walked into a bar. You’d have thought that one of them would have seen it.”
Are you joking?
And why ye nae be wanting a Scot?
@desvarzil: They’re the ones who bring the pink elephants….
A termite walks in to the bar and asks “Where’s the bar tender?”
Bah! You’re no fun anymore.
A gay lawyer, a bald nun, and a ravenous bugblatter beast walk into a bar.
The bartender thinks to himself, “Man, this is the weirdest joke I’ve ever been in.”
Seems I have missed a few bar jokes. Women with pandas?
Leaves me out….
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”The Screwdriver responds, “You have a drink named Murray?”
No kidding!
At least nuns and sailors are welcome!
I love silly jokes like these! When I was in junior high elephant jokes were all the rage. I knew a million of them. I still get the giggles thinking about them :D
What about bears with wounded paws?
As long as I don’t have to know everybody’s name.
Wilde Bill about 6 years ago
Didn’t say anything about blondes. “Two blondes walked into a bar. You’d have thought that one of them would have seen it.”
Futabakun Premium Member about 6 years ago
Are you joking?
desvarzil about 6 years ago
And why ye nae be wanting a Scot?
PICTO about 6 years ago
@desvarzil: They’re the ones who bring the pink elephants….
x_Tech about 6 years ago
A termite walks in to the bar and asks “Where’s the bar tender?”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 6 years ago
Bah! You’re no fun anymore.
Nyckname about 6 years ago
A gay lawyer, a bald nun, and a ravenous bugblatter beast walk into a bar.
The bartender thinks to himself, “Man, this is the weirdest joke I’ve ever been in.”
ptnjbrown about 6 years ago
Seems I have missed a few bar jokes. Women with pandas?
cdward about 6 years ago
Leaves me out….
J Quest about 6 years ago
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”The Screwdriver responds, “You have a drink named Murray?”
MissScarlet Premium Member about 6 years ago
No kidding!
I has seen the Enemy! about 6 years ago
At least nuns and sailors are welcome!
amethyst52 Premium Member about 6 years ago
I love silly jokes like these! When I was in junior high elephant jokes were all the rage. I knew a million of them. I still get the giggles thinking about them :D
halvincobbes Premium Member about 6 years ago
What about bears with wounded paws?
Sue Ellen about 6 years ago
As long as I don’t have to know everybody’s name.