Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 22, 2018

They’ll have to drink wine straight from the bottle.

And what’s hic the problem with that!

Do you really, Mr. Parisi?

The kid’s not on his phone? How is that possible?

Wow… no dishes, cutlery, glasses, napkins…. no cranberry sauce…. no phones… nothing in the paintings on the wall but plain grey blue bumps.

Plus, he only drew 3 partial hands …. you must have to keep the rest in your laps.

That Mark Parisi drives a hard bargain for a skimpy 2-dimensional meal.

If you guys have any cartoon money stashed where he doesn’t have to draw it,

I think you could do better… even at a cartoon IHOP or Denny’s.

Way to break the fourth wall today, Mark.

Happy Thanksgiving MARK!

They’ve decluttered and simplified their lives.

Uh, could I get a fork?

No forks, spoons, dishes… Gives a whole new meaning to “dig in”.

Good one Mark!

That’s what the Good Lord gave us fingers for!

Happy Thanksgiving and that was the worst but i will still give my like.