Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 29, 2018

So it’s evidently OK that students at New Thayer can use violence to force people they don’t like to leave. But Tiki is free to go on living in New Thayer and no one will bother him. I’m not seeing the logic here.

P1, Are you serious?!?

P2, But, but what about your slow sister?

P3, Yeah, too bad it’s basketball season. Wait ’til next year, Tiki.

Dem boys in New Thayer aint done yet, they gonna be waitin for Tiki and will open up a can of woop ass on him!! Then punt his butt out of town for good.

In all reality , Dr Pearl reviews some disturbing footage with Dr Diamond Principal of New Thayer . Dr Diamond explains this was taken from an outside security camera òf one of your students banned from the grounds of New Thayer coming on our campus with friends and provoking some of our students . Dr Pearl gasps and says Why it’s Tiki Jensen and some of Milford’s film geeks. Dr Diamond , I will get you an explanation , Blance , Page Gil Thorp and get him in my office Immediately !

Oh

Brother

Has “this reviewer” considered getting the police involved?

I am aghast. Was there audio with the video? A student production provides proof a student athlete is cleared to play by the former State Champ Coach? The answer is inked on the gift coffee mug Pedro gave Mimi. Si.

Milford is now a 3 point favorite at home against Valley Tech with this development.

P3 – Gil only has one finger on the keyboard. The other hand strategically hidden. Kaz in position for the reach around.

So, thanks to these clowns going to a whole lot of trouble to prove Tiki wasn’t lying, Tiki is cleared to play even though most HS seasons are long over? I guess this IS Milford where time stands still…..

I’m still not clear on what Gil thought was Tiki’s family’s reason for renting a shabby studio in Milford and having him drive all the way there every day in his beat up jalopy. Because his dream was to play for a third-place team?

Oh, and by the way, party at Pine Trace Apartments tomorrow night

Tiki could end up at the No Trace apartments.

Still won’t make the Playdowns.

Using an innovative strategy based on recent changes in personnel, Coach Thorp opts to punt every first down to allow the secondary more chances for pick sixes and the special teams to return blocked field goals for scores—and Milford secures third place in the Valley! On to basketball and my primo, please!

This is bs. That would not clear him as being eligible to play. He still is not legally living in Milford! He’s not living at the shack they’re renting! And, you can’t use that video to argue his life has been in danger or whatever. That just happened, after he "moved’. And was there ever any reports filed with the police or even the school? No!

P3- Obviously, Gil and Kaz are reviewing Tiki and Co. shower technique. Note how the leering Gil has one hand below deck while Kaz reaches in for the assist…

I guess there was no way to stage that sort of production, right? Riiiiight!

Gil could’ve (at the very least) see the speed of the “good guys” getting away from the punks and found some new offensive talent?

Question: P-3: Is a Clear Tiki the functional equivalent of a Crystal Skull?

“Two cameras, smooth story arc…nice effort.”

So, Neil and Rod are portrayed by Coaches Thorp and Kaz in this story? O<|];o)