Strange Brew by John Deering for November 21, 2018

Talk about a pain in the …

Don’t worry, this will only hurt a lot.

“Proctoscope”: A long narrow tube with an a**hole at either end.

Now he’s got problems with his spines.

He could always become a urologist, and deal with…

Should have gone into acupuncture.

I thought that was “Never practice proctology ON a porcupine.”

Porcupines are very careful.

What is this, proctology day? Reality Check by Dave Whamond also has a proctology joke.

And proctologists across the world immediately print this out and pin it to their office walls.

This image does not show a porcupine proctologist. That would be a proctologist was practice is devoted to porcupines. It shows a proctologist porcupine, that is, a proctologist who is a porcupine. Language matters. There are rules.

Should have become an acupuncturist!

Bad medical treatment choice: proctologist porcupine. Bad, bad choice.

and for those who need a**hole adjustments, there’s always a chiroproctologist.