Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 21, 2018

Welcome to the club.

Looks pretty good from here.

I know what she means. The Lord made me so close to perfect that He had to make me look like this to balance it out.

The curves are the envy of your friends.

S’truth Janis!

Nice David, I just say when God made me He was just showing off, but I warned our sons that if they want their kids to remember what they looked like with hair they better not put it off…

Don’t discount the adaptive appreciative powers of men. As I age, my powers of appreciation grow to include certain characteristics, like swing and sway and substance, the curves more dangerous than before – and that no longer flat belly that is oh so feminine.

(♬) What you got. Baby, he wants it. (♬) — Aretha Franklin

Not everything is a trade off. I don’t think Arlo would trade her for the world. And no, Arlo, You can’t trade her for my wife. I wouldn’t trade my wife for the universe.

Janis is like a bottle of fine wine. Aging gracefully to perfection.

Jeez, it’s a comic, get a life.

we have one mirror in the house and it’s fogged up when we stand naked in front of it, so all is fine and the Prozac can stay on the shelf a while longer.

And Arlo would add “A take-off”

Well, she was right about one thing. Everything IS a trade-off.

Gee Does this mirror make my butt look fat?

Maybe if you stood up straight