Herman by Jim Unger for November 28, 2018

Let him play for six hours straight… I LOVE the pipes…

Don’t be a fool. You can get the death penalty in some places for doing that.

The teller gets to call the tune…

Ask if he plays Amazing Grace.

Talk about assault with a deadly weapon….ouch!

I remember Joel Hodgson’s “Electric Bagpipes” invention. I think he hooked up a leafblower to a set of bagpipes and let’er rip!

I attended a 90th birthday party for a friend. Her husband had arranged for a piper to play “Happy Birthday” and other tunes. The pipes aren’t as bad as the jokes make them out to be, But I am skeptical about an instrument you have to inflate before you can play it.

I got a set for my birthday. I understand that threat!

I think you have to be part Scots to enjoy bagpipes. Hubby and I love them. The Late and Unlamented loathed them.

I’ve heard the Irish gave the Scott’s the bagpipes a thousand years ago and they still haven’t caught the joke.

Have him play Little Willy; she’ll break down in about 45 seconds.

The security guard has the right to shoot his gun in that situation.

It does sound like pigs squealing before they become pulled pork BBQ. Maybe it is the mustard BBQ sauce that disagrees. Oh, if only I could have Revel’s BBQ once more before hell fire and brimstone turns this Southerner into a slab of ribs, not so tasty as Mr. Pig produces, though.

I may be one of the few people ( other than bagpiper’s ) that likes bagpipe music. I even have a few CD’s of Irish and Scots pipers – gifts from my daughter & grandson.

HEY JIM-MAY!

for a real surprise, check out where the bagpipes originated- well know in scotland- but came from a way different part of the world.

His not playing is worth HOW MUCH?

O worse, we’ll post on-line that you hate bagpipers!

Oh Danny Boy…

Well, now, that’s unnecessary extortion

The pipes, the pipes are calling…..

Me too, funny nonetheless

Imagine – on MSM – “assaulted by the music – teller punches the ol’ bag” – video goes viral on youtube – hundreds protest in the streets – martial law is declared – riots break out across the world – BM (bagpipes matter) groups are formed! – Donald Trump is accused of inventing bagpipes for torturing undocumented immigrant’s children – SJWs are screaming “Noooooooo!” So I ask you – "Do you really want to go there punk? Well, do you?

That thing could make their ears bleed!

Wouldn’t that be an assault with a deadly weapon?

The Royal Scotsman Dragon Guard is one of my favs