Close to Home by John McPherson for November 23, 2018

I’ll bet sales has kinda neglected to tell you the full story on life, service contracts, downtime, etc, etc, etc.

It does, however, have a lot of down time for up grades and bug fixes.

Somewhere nearby they are programming the X-21P to work in personnel.

It has been known to kill managers, but we’re working on that.

his next statement, wanna go out tonight

“I thought automation was keen

Till you were replaced by a ten-ton machine

It was a computer that tore us apart, dear

Automation broke my heart"

—Allan Sherman, 1963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLPObMbkNMA

I assume this is when she gets her pink slip?

The husband probably won’t make a pass at it either.

It’ll be replaced next week by the X-22k…

And except for Donald in real estate sexual harassment complaints have been eliminated.

…“now we need you to show it how to do your job. Do a good job training it, and then we’ll talk about your future here.”

Productivity is not the main reason for replacing human labour with machine labour; it’s about cost-savings. Robots have no salary or benefits.

When all manufacturing jobs are automated will there be anyone left able to buy anything.

And is completely approved by Skynet.

I miss Bleeb. Hi Little Alien Dude……. :(

I would love to see them sell a Zorbon X-21P whatever they make.

But since it has no needs, it also never BUYS anything. PLUS – it’s aesthetically unpleasing.