Close to Home by John McPherson for November 23, 2018

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    whahoppened  almost 6 years ago

    I’ll bet sales has kinda neglected to tell you the full story on life, service contracts, downtime, etc, etc, etc.

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    x_Tech  almost 6 years ago

    It does, however, have a lot of down time for up grades and bug fixes.

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    Somewhere nearby they are programming the X-21P to work in personnel.

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    J Short  almost 6 years ago

    It has been known to kill managers, but we’re working on that.

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    2peabody1  almost 6 years ago

    his next statement, wanna go out tonight

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “I thought automation was keen

    Till you were replaced by a ten-ton machine

    It was a computer that tore us apart, dear

    Automation broke my heart"

    —Allan Sherman, 1963

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLPObMbkNMA

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 6 years ago

    I assume this is when she gets her pink slip?

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    Qiset  almost 6 years ago

    The husband probably won’t make a pass at it either.

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    Nate England  almost 6 years ago

    It’ll be replaced next week by the X-22k…

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    nosirrom  almost 6 years ago

    And except for Donald in real estate sexual harassment complaints have been eliminated.

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    P51Strega  almost 6 years ago

    …“now we need you to show it how to do your job. Do a good job training it, and then we’ll talk about your future here.”

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    rowena28 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Productivity is not the main reason for replacing human labour with machine labour; it’s about cost-savings. Robots have no salary or benefits.

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    Zapbessacarr  almost 6 years ago

    When all manufacturing jobs are automated will there be anyone left able to buy anything.

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    RobinHood  almost 6 years ago

    And is completely approved by Skynet.

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I miss Bleeb. Hi Little Alien Dude……. :(

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I would love to see them sell a Zorbon X-21P whatever they make.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 6 years ago

    But since it has no needs, it also never BUYS anything. PLUS – it’s aesthetically unpleasing.

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