Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 05, 2019

Would this be happening at all if not for that months-long hiatus? ✨

RUFUS: " ‘Cuz we-uns am both alike—allus gettin’ dumped!"

Didn’t Melba tell Rufus to clean out her trash can.

So sad…..

Then order decaf, stupid.

Take her for ice cream. I don’t know a woman who will voluntarily say no to that…. 8^)

Miss Melba is a snot!

Melba seems like a real pill.

I think Melba is toast, or awta be since she keeps blowing him off.

Don’t get involved with a crazy person