That would not be tolerated today. Here in the Pensacola area a few days ago, a high school student was arrested for assault & battery for doing a very similar crime that seriously injured the victim student & sent him to the hospital.
Hey, I would have loved to have someone beat me up in gym class. It probably would have gotten me out of it! I hated gym. Unless we were using the parachute. Or doing some kind of exercises with a record. Or the coordination exercise where we were tapping on the floor, tapping together and swapping them with a partner.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Moe doesn’t believe in procrastinating.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 6 years ago
So Moe will be all grown up once gym class starts.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
so… who’s going to pay for the locker’s damage?
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
Getting smacked into lockers Will stunt your growth.
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
…and then Moe went on to make a fortune in boxing.
charliefarmrhere about 6 years ago
That would not be tolerated today. Here in the Pensacola area a few days ago, a high school student was arrested for assault & battery for doing a very similar crime that seriously injured the victim student & sent him to the hospital.
Joey D. about 6 years ago
I like to see Moe meet instant karma
jagedlo about 6 years ago
Open mouth, insert foot…
tripwire45 about 6 years ago
Moe could join Antifa.
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
Where is Betty Wu when you need her?
jpayne4040 about 6 years ago
Not the best choice of words, Calvin!
one.maestro about 6 years ago
I am surprised that Calvin’s parents are not aware that he is being assaulted in school.
2peabody1 about 6 years ago
He’s a prison guard today…
gantech about 6 years ago
I feel your pain, Calvin. I had a “moe” who wouldn’t wait for gym class either.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 6 years ago
Calvin needs to use his inner voice around Moe.
kab2rb about 6 years ago
Moe needs reported.
bookworm0812 about 6 years ago
Hey, I would have loved to have someone beat me up in gym class. It probably would have gotten me out of it! I hated gym. Unless we were using the parachute. Or doing some kind of exercises with a record. Or the coordination exercise where we were tapping on the floor, tapping together and swapping them with a partner.
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
Calvin, that statement is what you might call a “Moe D’oh!”…
coffeeturtle about 6 years ago
Is there an episode where Calvin’s parents find out about these “fights” in school?
Destruction of school property should garner some attention.
yangeldf about 6 years ago
you can’t do THAT at any age, hell forget a suspension, for damage to THAT degree Moe should be sent to an institution
Stephen Gilberg about 6 years ago
As much as it bothers people to see physical bullying in the comics, I was very amused by the last panel, for its sheer impossibility.
Scoutmaster77 about 6 years ago
Never pound tomorrow what you can pound today.
mnor733 about 6 years ago
He would make a great boxer!
yo ! about 6 years ago
This is the same one from Dec 12, 1988
commerce1943 about 6 years ago
I just love a good bully beats kid joke.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Sometimes Calvin curbs his acerbic snark around Moe and even can use his brain against the brute. Other times Moe pounds his little butt.
yo ! about 6 years ago
This is the same 1 from Dec 12 1988
yo ! about 6 years ago
reply if you agree
wiatr about 6 years ago
I’m impressed that Moe understood what Calvin said.