My youngest brother is 14 years younger than I am. His favorite book was “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” To this day, and I’m in my early 60’s, I can still recite it. That’s how many times I read it.
I love to read “The Hobbit” – having children and now grandchildren gave me the opportunity. The movie got the voices all wrong; they should have listened to me.
I used to try to get my older sister to read me a book called The Whales Go By (by Fred Phelger) because it contained the line, “I am big, I am a whale”. She hated saying that!
Yea, the voices can definitely backfire on you. When my daughter was potty training she always wanted me to read her favorite book “Disney’s The Three Little Pigs” from the Little Golden Book series. Of course I did all the voices and the huffing and puffing which caused giggles but helped her relax. Being as I’m not always as bright as I like to think, it took me a while to realize she had trained to the point of being able to hold it until the last page thus forcing me to finish the story. That’ right, my daughter’s got game and out foxed her dad. Sadly our cat pulled one over on me once as well which gave me a whole new respect for animal intelligence. But, in my defense, when not in uniform and in the field, I’m very trusting of family.
One time my aunt babysat me and made up a bedtime story. Next time she came I wanted to hear the same story — and corrected her every time she got something wrong!
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
You have give it your all, Dad. By setting a good example, it will help build Calvin’s character.
Sugar Bombs 95 about 6 years ago
Dad probably regrets introducing that book to Calvin.
DennisinSeattle about 6 years ago
But he does it so well!
codycab about 6 years ago
Are they ever gonna sleep?
GreasyOldTam about 6 years ago
This is his punishment for doing all that stuff the first time.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
For a first-grader, Calvin must’ve liked that book since either Kindergarten, preschool, or even day care.
Robin Harwood about 6 years ago
You read a story, you have to do the voices. And you have to bring in favourite toy animals as extra characters. That’s the law.
enigmamz about 6 years ago
HHHUUUUUUEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jpayne4040 about 6 years ago
Not if you want Calvin to go to sleep, Dad! Now start reading!
bluram about 6 years ago
Once again Dad wished he had just brought a dachshund puppy.
Deezlebird about 6 years ago
My youngest brother is 14 years younger than I am. His favorite book was “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” To this day, and I’m in my early 60’s, I can still recite it. That’s how many times I read it.
Mr_Cool about 6 years ago
Dad would really prefer to read “War and Peace” to him instead.
JohnFarson19 about 6 years ago
I want to hear Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie. Nearly as much as I want the details of the “Noodle Incident”.
DanFlak about 6 years ago
I love to read “The Hobbit” – having children and now grandchildren gave me the opportunity. The movie got the voices all wrong; they should have listened to me.
jrankin1959 about 6 years ago
Think of it this way, Dad – when the story’s over, you’ll be so tired you’ll get to sleep right away…
Algolei I about 6 years ago
I used to try to get my older sister to read me a book called The Whales Go By (by Fred Phelger) because it contained the line, “I am big, I am a whale”. She hated saying that!
NRHAWK Premium Member about 6 years ago
Yea, the voices can definitely backfire on you. When my daughter was potty training she always wanted me to read her favorite book “Disney’s The Three Little Pigs” from the Little Golden Book series. Of course I did all the voices and the huffing and puffing which caused giggles but helped her relax. Being as I’m not always as bright as I like to think, it took me a while to realize she had trained to the point of being able to hold it until the last page thus forcing me to finish the story. That’ right, my daughter’s got game and out foxed her dad. Sadly our cat pulled one over on me once as well which gave me a whole new respect for animal intelligence. But, in my defense, when not in uniform and in the field, I’m very trusting of family.
Kilrwat Premium Member about 6 years ago
I’m kind of surprised we’ve never seen Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie on the bookshelves.
johndifool about 6 years ago
Did they ever find Hamster Huey’s head, I wonder…
Display about 6 years ago
Or try reading Shel Silverstein aloud as fast as you possibly can and take big gulps of air. The more theatrical the voices the better.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 6 years ago
I’m willing to bet that it’s also Moms’ favourite story as well.
vp about 6 years ago
Every book I read to my 2yr kid, I make all these noise.. no matter the book is boring, sad, funny, unrelated..
kab2rb about 6 years ago
Sounds like my son when small, he had one favourite book he loved.
wndflower1 about 6 years ago
sad but true- doubt most parents read to their kids anymore. all phones and tablets——seeeesh!
DCBakerEsq about 6 years ago
Tomorrow night, we read “The Shining.”
FrannieL Premium Member about 6 years ago
I want to see the “happy hamster hop”.
Brian Premium Member about 6 years ago
There’s a purported version of the book listed on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Hamster-Huey-Gooey-Kablooie-Adventure/dp/0974909009
The comments are . . . a bit harsh. Appears to be that someone ripped the title, which can’t be copyrighted, and made up some minimal content.
dimndno about 6 years ago
Kids want to hear the character’s voices when you read to them. I got real good at sounding like all the Sesame Street characters!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Typical child. What they like they want to hear it and see it over and over.
alexius23 about 6 years ago
My parent got fed up with Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel
Stephen Gilberg about 6 years ago
It’s a refashioned “Bartholomew and the Oo-Bleck.”
JP Steve Premium Member about 6 years ago
One time my aunt babysat me and made up a bedtime story. Next time she came I wanted to hear the same story — and corrected her every time she got something wrong!
davetb1956 about 6 years ago
Common Dad making a fool out of yourself for Calvin will build your character.
hagarthehorrible about 6 years ago
Sometimes I think Calvin wants to throw prank at his father often.
rgcviper about 6 years ago
Ha—gotta love Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie. One of my favorite arcs/items in “C&H” …