Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 30, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    Even Calvin tries to worm out his bad side when writing his Santa Claus letters.

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    You’re still a good boy, Lio. The world is not yet up to your speed, is all!

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    hangedman  almost 6 years ago

    There’s always bribery.

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      almost 6 years ago

    Don’t take it personal, Lio, you’re less worse than most criminals.

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    This is a line from, “Guys & Dolls.”

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    Little Caesar  almost 6 years ago

    “Dear Santa: I wrote the song ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ – there are pictures and negatives. Let’s discuss.”

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    wonder what the arrests were for?

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    ajr58  almost 6 years ago

    Witch hunt!

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    jessegooddog  almost 6 years ago

    Lio has been an excellent little kid this year, as usual. We need more like him.

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t undercut yourself like that: Make your statement, and let others go through the trouble of disproving it!

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    I was very good this year and so was my lawyer.

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    cuteswan Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Lio may get in trouble, but he’s beyond good and has the best heart. (Too many examples, but along with making so many friends he has never been a jerk or tried to exploit people… er, beyond attempts to get out of going to school, but I can TOTALLY sympathize.) I’m pretty confident that Santa knows this at least on some level.

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    xaingo  almost 6 years ago

    Lio’s dad must not have a lot of money left for Christmas with the lawyer bills. Maybe you can ask Santa to get you a lawyer on retainer for Christmas.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 6 years ago

    Is Lio a “jubilant delinquent”?

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    Doublejake  almost 6 years ago

    I guess we’re opposites. I’ve got PLENTY of convictions. But no arrests.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Do not despair, Lio. Santa has heard it all, and his judgements are wise….

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better…”

    …………………Mae West.

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    su43dipta  almost 6 years ago

    I suggest moving the ‘n’ in the addressee to the end, Lio, and you’re good to go!

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