Lio may get in trouble, but he’s beyond good and has the best heart. (Too many examples, but along with making so many friends he has never been a jerk or tried to exploit people… er, beyond attempts to get out of going to school, but I can TOTALLY sympathize.) I’m pretty confident that Santa knows this at least on some level.
Lio’s dad must not have a lot of money left for Christmas with the lawyer bills. Maybe you can ask Santa to get you a lawyer on retainer for Christmas.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
Even Calvin tries to worm out his bad side when writing his Santa Claus letters.
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
You’re still a good boy, Lio. The world is not yet up to your speed, is all!
hangedman almost 6 years ago
There’s always bribery.
almost 6 years ago
Don’t take it personal, Lio, you’re less worse than most criminals.
JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 6 years ago
This is a line from, “Guys & Dolls.”
Little Caesar almost 6 years ago
“Dear Santa: I wrote the song ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ – there are pictures and negatives. Let’s discuss.”
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
wonder what the arrests were for?
ajr58 almost 6 years ago
Witch hunt!
jessegooddog almost 6 years ago
Lio has been an excellent little kid this year, as usual. We need more like him.
enigmamz almost 6 years ago
Don’t undercut yourself like that: Make your statement, and let others go through the trouble of disproving it!
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
I was very good this year and so was my lawyer.
cuteswan Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Lio may get in trouble, but he’s beyond good and has the best heart. (Too many examples, but along with making so many friends he has never been a jerk or tried to exploit people… er, beyond attempts to get out of going to school, but I can TOTALLY sympathize.) I’m pretty confident that Santa knows this at least on some level.
xaingo almost 6 years ago
Lio’s dad must not have a lot of money left for Christmas with the lawyer bills. Maybe you can ask Santa to get you a lawyer on retainer for Christmas.
Godfreydaniel almost 6 years ago
Is Lio a “jubilant delinquent”?
Doublejake almost 6 years ago
I guess we’re opposites. I’ve got PLENTY of convictions. But no arrests.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Do not despair, Lio. Santa has heard it all, and his judgements are wise….
JP Steve Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better…”
…………………Mae West.
su43dipta almost 6 years ago
I suggest moving the ‘n’ in the addressee to the end, Lio, and you’re good to go!