Well, I became an uncle on Thanksgiving Day; I haven’t even met my nephew yet. So I can’t get in the box yet… unless I do something goofy with my stepsisters’ kids rather than my brother’s son.
I’ve got some relatives that would consider me goofy. But, it’s a fair deal. If they’d just put a plate of Turkey with the fixings in that box, I’d prefer spending time sitting in it rather than having to listen to them.
Chain and duct tape come with the box. The locks for the chains are extra. Handcuffs are only in the deluxe package with the 50 Shades of Grey tie-in decor.
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Hey, I’m that goofy uncle!
B UTTONS about 6 years ago
Preparing for Uncle Stephan’s arrival
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
Well, I became an uncle on Thanksgiving Day; I haven’t even met my nephew yet. So I can’t get in the box yet… unless I do something goofy with my stepsisters’ kids rather than my brother’s son.
DarthRevan about 6 years ago
We need those for politicians.
stick&rudder about 6 years ago
Uncle Sam, perhaps?
glowing-steak32 about 6 years ago
Rat for Smash.
Bilan about 6 years ago
Note to Pig: with a quick flip of the flaps, the box can become the Goofy Rat Box.
DennisinSeattle about 6 years ago
As long as Rat’s in the box, why don’t we close it for the holidays!
Jimmy90403 about 6 years ago
“Crap!” He said “Crap!” Where’s the comics censor when we need him?
gocomics about 6 years ago
Goat’s cup handle is… oh, wait, outdoors strip, never mind.
Gent about 6 years ago
I’ll bet Rat’s uncle is one mean ol’ vermin.
Gent about 6 years ago
Ah, some of the intolerant millennials today. They want everyone they don’t like and those who don’t agree with them to be chained and put into a box!
dlkrueger33 about 6 years ago
Sounds almost kinky.
about 6 years ago
But I really like my goofy uncle, Rat.
Breadboard about 6 years ago
Well it’s uncle’s money so he can be as goofy as he wants :-)
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
Chain, duct tape and goofy uncle not included.
Fred about 6 years ago
some families prefer to box all of their issues up for the holidays…
dadoctah about 6 years ago
I can’t use that. Mom was an only child, Dad was an only child, so I have never had an actual uncle.
YippiKiAyMofo about 6 years ago
Hey! I resemble that remark!
SusieB about 6 years ago
Like “pull my finger”?
jonesbeltone about 6 years ago
Have one for the daffy wife and the drunken husband?
Popcorn about 6 years ago
It’s like potato chips,no one can have “just” one…10 boxes please!
enigmamz about 6 years ago
I’m the Crazy Uncle. Can I have a box, too?
Diane Lee Premium Member about 6 years ago
I’ve got some relatives that would consider me goofy. But, it’s a fair deal. If they’d just put a plate of Turkey with the fixings in that box, I’d prefer spending time sitting in it rather than having to listen to them.
favm about 6 years ago
The box is free when you buy the duct tape and chain set.
Chrisstopher about 6 years ago
Our local DJ coined a term yesterday: Drunkle
Al Nala about 6 years ago
Has anyone EVER seen Goofy’s uncle?
Ratbrat about 6 years ago
My hubs is a goofy uncle and all (there are a lot of them) the nieces, nephews, grand nephs and nieces simply adore him.
skipper1992 about 6 years ago
Won’t work. My cat will jump in the box and there won’t be room for the goofy uncle.
Masterskrain about 6 years ago
Oh crap…I just realized that with no living Uncles or Aunts, and my 2 older brothers both having children, I’M the “GOOFY UNCLE”…
Cornelius Noodleman about 6 years ago
I always liked the box better than the toy!
zeexenon about 6 years ago
Yes, but is the sealed-in uncle alive or dead?
chris_weaver about 6 years ago
It would come in handy around Thanksgiving dinner!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 6 years ago
Well, at least it’s not a goofy grandpa box.
rugeirn about 6 years ago
Chain and duct tape come with the box. The locks for the chains are extra. Handcuffs are only in the deluxe package with the 50 Shades of Grey tie-in decor.
codedaddy about 6 years ago
Huh?
neatslob Premium Member about 6 years ago
Postage to Timbuktu not included.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Quick, Goat and Pig! Shut, seal, and deliver!
Bye bye, Rat! (Sucker!)
rgcviper about 6 years ago
Is it ironic that Rat himself went right into the Goofy Uncle Box? Does he have nieces/nephews we don’t know about?
einarbt about 6 years ago
Rat is in the box, apply chains and tape, Pig.