Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 30, 2018

do you want your father to lose his appetite, patience, and temper all at once, lad?

Hey! Tony’s question today is “Are you gross?”

Hmpff! No, Tony…. are YOU??

Just hand him some properly prepared Käsekrainer and tell him what their Viennese name “Eitrige” means while he’s eating.

Peg will get a seizure; Elliot will probably enjoy it.

Gross? Maybe sometimes. A little.

If I put off showering for a few days, I can be gross.

Uh, how much gross do you want Tony??? Of course when we were teenagers, gross was our middle name!!!

The pus is what’s between Elliot’s ears in lieu of brains.

No, thankfully, there is only one of me, not 144.

I was the kid in 8th grade that described the school lunches. My goal was to see at least one friend shoot milk out of their nose.

No I’m Doug. Michael is over there -—>

Did you hear about the two beavers who walked into a convenience store?

https://www.boston.com/news/animals/2018/11/29/beavers-cumberland-farms-video

“gross” means “tall” or “large” in German.

I don’t think I’m gross, but I could grossly wrong.

I work in a medical office. This is typical lunch conversation.