Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 28, 2018

You’re definitely funny, Mitty.

An encore would be very nice, Mittens.

Will the Filthy Hound be the bouncer?

Drunk Patty would probably appreciate a good floor show (with a complimentary beverage…)

Watch for rowdy crowds that throw food at boring acts.

Will this include a demonstration of funny napping positions, Mitty?

Mittens will be here all week. Don’t forget to tip the waitress!

I’m pretty sure Garfield and Heathcliff got started doing standup.

Mittens, the feline Rodney Dangerfield. He don’t get no respect, and not nearly as many liver treats as he deserves.

Cats could be the perfect companion for me … if they could laugh at my jokes. The best I can get is a “That’s funny.” look and a walkaway. :)