Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    His only restriction is that may not be able to pay for the amount of food he’s going to eat.

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    gocomics  almost 6 years ago

    Am I the only one really really bugged by the fact that …. PIG … DOESN’T … WEAR … PANTS!

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    And don’t eat anything bigger than your head!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    if it were lactose, Pig would misinterpret that as the digits on his feet are still there

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    B UTTONS  almost 6 years ago

    Pig’s dietary restrictions: apples, honey glaze; apple jelly

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 6 years ago

    A guess a gluten free diet means you cannot eat pork butt.

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    PICTO  almost 6 years ago

    Exposed to the Maximus Pig.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 6 years ago

    I know, pork butt is actually shoulder. The real butt of the pig is what becomes ham. So no ham either for the glute free diet!

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Pretty sure he doesn’t keep Kosher.

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    gbars70  almost 6 years ago

    Glutes can be aesthetically pleasing, if carefully displayed.

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    Breadboard  almost 6 years ago

    Should of had Larry Croc in the strip today !

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    Barry1941  almost 6 years ago

    Nor did Porky Pig.

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    F-Flash  almost 6 years ago

    That’s why I prefer my “Gluten” on the side.

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    scottartist creator almost 6 years ago

    What pants would those be, Pig?

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    garcoa  almost 6 years ago

    So the server now shouldn’t ask whether he could supersize Pig’s order

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    Popcorn   almost 6 years ago

    Can pigs even qualify as having glutes?!

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    mjb515  almost 6 years ago

    But you are not wearing pants.

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    Enderkill777  almost 6 years ago

    facepalm

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 6 years ago

    Pants are overrated.

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    codedaddy  almost 6 years ago

    Exploding pants! Can I get those at a novelty store?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  almost 6 years ago

    I was going to say bacon, then I remembered, this is Pig.

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    soaringblocks  almost 6 years ago

    Well, I almost snorted soup all over the keyboard! Thanks Stephen! I appreciate your humor and the fact that you give us a fresh new comic to enjoy every day. Thanks! and Enjoy a Blessed Christmas.

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    Iwa Iniki  almost 6 years ago

    In real life, pigs do not wear pants; so why should they in a comic strip?

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Hey, Mr. Conscientious Waiter: stuff Pig and put an apple in his mouth. Then we can all share in roast pig….

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