Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 06, 2018

What did the wizard feed the spider? Kryptonite?

Richmond Spider bait looks and sounds like Charles Barkley.

Rod’s got a nose for trouble.

Not that I want one on or near me, or too many in my home, but since I became a beekeeper, I have adopted a live and let live attitude as long as they don’t surprise me. If one lives in my plants I let him be. I’ll even scoop one up in a container and fling him outside if I find him elsewhere in the house rather than squash with impunity.

I’ve learned to let spiders be as long as they are outside and catching a lot of insects… however, they are not allowed near me inside the house… that’s a line crossed and they are not spared. Especially when I lived in the desert – those are some nasty black widows, and they are discharged immediately…

I didn’t know any spiders from the planet Krypton survived and made their way to Earth.

“He’s more afraid of you than you are of him?” Don’t think so…we are talking about Rodney here!

It’s Ninja Spider!

“I’ll show you who’s afraid!”

Isn’t that the spider from MIB3

Test that spider for PED’s ;)

Wow! That spider has some right hook.