Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 04, 2018

arguing won’t motivate the boy to study

Don’t duck out of your responsibilities.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Duck or chicken?

That depends on the kind of the imminent danger.

As for food: Turkey or chicken. Or duck as ingredient in a self-made French terrine.

Sometimes duck, sometimes chicken, sometimes turkey, sometimes lamb, sometimes beef, but more often than not, pork in any form.

When I’m being a chicken, I’ll duck out.

Or you can put all together and get Turducken!!!

Why a duck ?

I’m not sure. Does duck taste like chicken?

Maybe this will help …….

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If it’s an English test, the kid is in real trouble.

Generation gap!

Actually it’s Duck or Rabbit.

Get the kid a dictionary, make him look up words he doesn’t understand. In a physical book. So he can go off on tangents and learn even more words. And take the blessed phone away until he learns some responsibility.

He’s so duckin’ dumb

Every time I think I have my ducks in a row, someone adds more ducks.