Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 01, 2018

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    Bill Thompson  almost 6 years ago

    Dhoes she ghett what she whant?

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t lose fate, I have the spaghett…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Finally. A marketable and relatable character around which to build a story arc!

    This is how J. K. Rowling finally hit the big time.

    Spaghetti Girl and the O’s of Doom

    Spaghetti Girl and the Pastifarian Temple of Doom

    Spaghetti Girl and the Cheesy Bread of Doom

    (The Cheesy Bread film actually takes home SEVEN Academy Awards. Cheesy Bread for the WIN!!!)

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I wouldn’t touch this with a ten foot pici.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 6 years ago

    Nonna make-a da spaghett’. You eat-a da spaghett. Mangia! Mangia!

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    Pastafarian tenets are presented both on Henderson’s Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website, where he is described as “prophet”, and in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, written by Henderson in 2006. The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians. Henderson asserts that a decline in the number of pirates over the years is the cause of global warming.

    Because of its popularity and exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used as a contemporary version of Russell’s teapot—an argument that the philosophic burden of proof lies upon those who make unfalsifiable claims, not on those who reject them. Pastafarianism has received praise from the scientific community and criticism from proponents of intelligent design.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    I have a full plate.

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    She wants just the one?

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    Ray*C  almost 6 years ago

    She hates Ramen noodles, she hates toast and jam, but I’ll get her spaghett, then I’ll be her lovin’ man.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    Mangiare per vivere e non vivere per mangiare

    (eat to live, don’t live to eat)

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 6 years ago

    We outta spaghett, you wanna bucatini maybe?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    …oh…

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    INGSOC   almost 6 years ago

    How could an individual unlock the cabinet to retrieve the pasta sauce, there’s gnocchi hole on the cabinet drawer, door..

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    cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Is she asking for spaghe pi?

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Hits close to home. When I was a Very Little Guy, one of my uncles nicknamed me “Tony Spaghetts,” because I was so fond of spaghetti.

    Even a crappy cardboard fragment graffitied with the message counts. The medium is the message.

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