News flash: Christmas Eve deliveries delayed due to red nose, red light confusion.
…. almost. His reindeer have been doing this for some time, so they anticipate every move. He’s only along to do the actual deliveries.
Sorry kids, Santa is not allowed across the border.
Santa is pretty sleigh’d back.
They had driverless technology in 1900. Every horse in Iowa knew it’s way home without any input from the farmer.
Santa does not have “driverless technology”, but I’m pretty sure that he has warp drive, to say nothing of a transporter.
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sandpiper about 6 years ago
News flash: Christmas Eve deliveries delayed due to red nose, red light confusion.
M2MM about 6 years ago
…. almost. His reindeer have been doing this for some time, so they anticipate every move. He’s only along to do the actual deliveries.
DanFlak about 6 years ago
Sorry kids, Santa is not allowed across the border.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 6 years ago
Santa is pretty sleigh’d back.
ms-ss about 6 years ago
They had driverless technology in 1900. Every horse in Iowa knew it’s way home without any input from the farmer.
corpcasselbury about 6 years ago
Santa does not have “driverless technology”, but I’m pretty sure that he has warp drive, to say nothing of a transporter.