Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 27, 2018

“First, a word of warning: you’ll need more newspaper.”

Hey, if she ‘identifies’ as a horse, then of course you have to treat her as if she were a horse.

Don’t ask , don’t tell .

Uh-oh. Might have to start watching where you step around the house soon…..ewww!

She could take up hiking or horseback riding.

This horse lives in the house.

Donald Trump has made the US economy his toilet, tariffs are taxes….who knew?

Poopy McPoopface?

Think of the advantages — standing out in the heat in Summer and rain or snow in the Winter naked, nothing to eat but grass.

Becoming a horse might be fun for a while, but the_meal plan_ isn’t all that great

There are people in San Francisco that think they are horses.

Man rides horses.

I’d gladly become a horse if it meant girls like Amy Fleming rode me on a regular basis.

If she was a horse Dani would be an Arabian for sure.

She can live like a horse without being a horse, but it is not the same. Perhaps trying to be a better human is the best we can do.

Lucy seems to be enjoying herself in the house now. Sleeps in a nice comfy bed.

I’ve lived and camped in the wild for several weeks, sometimes months at a time, from the southwest deserts to the rainforests of the Yucatan, to the wilds of Canada including an island in a remote Canadian lake. The one thing those experiences all had in common besides adventure and fun is this…The world was my toilet, no flushing, no lines, no one knocking on the door telling me to hurry up they gotta go. The TRUE meaning of Freedom was just a concept in my mind, until that epiphany!

Danae, you are NOT a “Stable Genius”! The World can’t endure two of them…

Well, Danae IS a nag…

But the world is our toilet — all that effluent doesn’t float off into space you know…

Considering your conduct and attitude, Ms. Danae, I’d say you’re already half-way there. Which half, I leave to the imagination although I have my own opinion.

What does that say about us when a toilet joke cartoon generates this much conversation/comments? (Yup, finger pointed at myself, too!)

Lucy is a young Houyhnhnm for certain. She just hasn’t displayed her metamorphic abilities yet like manifesting hands or defensive hymenoptera they can bud off from their own tissues.

If she does become a horse, Trump is going to be blamed. How sad.

Being considered prey by anything with an appetite for meat and enough strength to bite a tendon.