Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 02, 2018

At last someone illustrates the difference between clip art and clip writing. It’s just a clip off the old block of text.

Gran-mama done been skidnapped.

In related news, I just got a new pot grinder!

Sour Cream? Does that ever expire? Please Your Majesty, Try my Philadelphia Cream Cheese, super bowl tailgating recipe, clip out with scissor’s around Dot’s space Dot’s dotted line____ ____ ____ ____,

If you’re delinquent the overlords take away your ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴜᴍ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ status symbol.

Your bodice is showing.

Has anyone seen 3 Hour lately?

Are you here dude?

Does anyone have his profile address?

Ransom notes really get the juices flowing.

Be sure to granulate all your corks so they can be regranulated … uh oh … I just gave the California legislature another “straw”-man proposal idea … damn it …!

The mist enveloping the dawn slept languidly over waffle stretches devoid of color in the ambient tepidity. The report of pans prepared in the only hive of activity. Hats. Tents. Poles. Lithuanians.

Just a quick nip off the top and you’ll be right as rain.

Why must you ball pean me with your pataphysics?

Where to begin on such a cut-and-paste job?

Perhaps in the Rubber Room, because of the dubious connection yon damsel has to reality, kitchens, or grinders. But I am always happy to receive prizes.

Your lamely obedient servant, etc….

see you tomorrow

everybody

CIAO

Playing with scissors for the shear fun of (the) it(’em)..