Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 03, 2019

There were always rumors he was pushed. They should always investigate the spouse.

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon, not an egg

“Just sit down already…I’m expecting a troop of soldiers soon…”

Married life is NOT all it’s cracked up to be…

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and was hoping for a better winter.

Too much Dumpty…not enough Humpty.

Now that is hilarious! Thank she might have just taken out a life insurance policy on him?

Eggsacerbate a troublesome marriage.

Looks like Humpty will have to renew his green card.

Hey! Look! Dumpty got his wall.

This marriage is goin’ down the Dumptys.

This marriage is just a shell of what it once was.

The wall’s not very high off the ground, so he should*too* great a fall.

She may get fried under that hot lamp, while he will get scrambled.

I wonder if she built it with Congressional approval…

Their relationship is starting to crack!