B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 17, 2018

That’s what you get for waiting until the last 10 days to do your Xmas shopping. They’ve had Xmas stuff out since late September.

Either there, or a nearby picnic…..,

If Boise State had that ant as a quarterback they probably would have been in the College Football Playoff instead of being in a third-tier bowl game yet again.

Nope, you’re not yet ready. Shin protectors and a cup. No, no, not for drinking. An athletic supporter.

That’s what Amazon is for.

I don’t have that problem. People scatter when they see kind of a cross between an ogre and a troll bearing down on them…

If it weren’t for the last minute 90% of stuff wouldn’t get done

Not sure if the armor is for protection but I am thinking that it may not be enough. However, Happy Holidays!!

They’ll just go for the exposed legs, bud…

I win. This year, I ordered 6 gifts from “Omaha Steaks” to my family. They do free shipping, I get a free gift for myself, and it took me five minuets on the phone to do my Christmas shopping.

Need more padding. Go online to get it.

He forgot the spikes!