Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 19, 2018

Not only did he sheet Henry, but he also seems to have short sheeted him.

I love it, Bob! You the sheet!

The single satin has always been Bob’s favourite and he can’t resist a backward glance.

Bob should think about starting a new business model: drive-by sheeting of annoying or talkative people.

He will probably be well-paid for that.

But does he have flowered sheets for annoying women? Old Mrs Deffeghter comes to mind.

That women can talk about absolutely nothing for hours, and you can’t get away because she clutches you arm in a death grip!

Bob tried to put one on a statue, but it was Ralph Deffeghter pretending to be one (to avoid his wife).. When Ralph jumped, he nearly scared the sheet out of Bob.

Sheet happens!

Business used to be much better back in the day in the old south.

Bob has really a sheety job.

Some of the implications are a bit scary….

I hope he refuses to fill orders for pointy-topped sheets, especially group orders.

Did he just sheet on that guy?

You shouldn’t go sheeting on other people’s doorsteps.

Bob is in a world of sheets……

Bob’s sheets don’t go all the way to the top.

That guy has got to learn not to take any sheet from any one.

Good morning Sheriff.

Have fun, Bob. Above all, have fun.

Perfectly permissible to pounce with perky, pastel percales.

His peak season is around Halloween.

The Chariot + The Moon.

If you use a fan to dry a damp sheet, don’t let it hit the fan.

Where is the order form.. I have a neighbor that could use sheeting.

Should used a nautical theme. Three Sheets to the Wind!

What, no drywall?

I do believe that’s Arthur from yesterday. He may not have realized what kind of sheet he’s in if he’s still decorated.

“You sheet on my lawn and I keel you…”

Do you have them in red or green for Christmas? I’ll take two, please.

Bob is full of sheet(s)…

Bob is just sheeting people. Always has.

I wonder if there is anyone in particular Bob wants between the sheets.