Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 10, 2018

Once read something akin to this, “The definition of stress is trying to find a balance between being a decent individual and strangling the living s**t out of someone who desperately deserves it.” I don’t strangle people. But a punch to the throat…

I used to be a moron, but I’m all right nowwwww!

…oh wait, that was supposed to be “werewolf”, not “moron”. sigh

And yet the angry customer keeps coming here. By now, you’d think he would have learned his lessssssson.

If he’s still paying them, I think we know who the moron is here.

It’s too bad there wasn’t room in the last frame for boss to say “Moooooron” before the line about paying customers.

One of the best. Loved it.

I recall a similarly unhelpful conversation between Scott and his boss: “You screwed up, idiot.” “What did I do?” “You screwed up.” “But how?” “By being an idiot. Geez, don’t you ever listen?”