Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 08, 2019

Might as well have been talking to the wall there, he’s going to keep on going until something happens to him!

He’s super-sizing himself.

His new name is Big Mac.

“…but my mcnuggets are starting to hurt.”

But your arteries have slowed to a crawl…

Why is it that when you eat a quarter-pounder you gain 3 pounds?

A buffet is 30’ of fast food with a vegetable.

I think he’s having an affair with Wendy. It’s making Hunnybunch chili, even frosty.

It’s always a happy meal.

Ralph eats too much food fast.

That might explain why he is a few fries short of a happy meal

With cheese!

Ralph’s cardiologist loves him. $$$$$

In my husband’s case, it’s food on the brain. He’s snacking from the time he gets up until he goes to bed. And, the part that pisses me off is he doesn’t gain a pound. I keep telling him he’s hollow from the neck down.

I guess it wasn’t fast enough.

Honeybunch should demand that Ralph go on a fast food fast, fast.

i wanna Whataburger, but the closest is 1418mi./2281km. away..

Fast food makes you fat! So can slow food!