Earl is going to be the dude hanging from the kitchen light with a suicide note pinned to his chest, while Opal peers at it and mutters, “You misspelled ‘constant criticism’.”
Did you know Milk Duds got their name because they were meant to be perfect spheres, so when they turned out less than spherical, they were given a name to mark them as failures?
He should just apologize and offer her a milk dud. Because according to Sheldon Copper “Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.”
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
Wouldn’t they get stuck in his teeth/dentures?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 6 years ago
MmmmnhmmNOmmhhhh.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
if he said yes while eating, she’d then chastise him about talking with his mouth full
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 6 years ago
He represents that.
Breadboard almost 6 years ago
The box said Hersheys not Opal’s ……
The Old Wolf almost 6 years ago
Earl is going to be the dude hanging from the kitchen light with a suicide note pinned to his chest, while Opal peers at it and mutters, “You misspelled ‘constant criticism’.”
mickjam almost 6 years ago
For an old dude, he seems to have terrible nutritional habits.
dadoctah almost 6 years ago
Did you know Milk Duds got their name because they were meant to be perfect spheres, so when they turned out less than spherical, they were given a name to mark them as failures?
flemmingo almost 6 years ago
Not anymore! I’m finished!
eladee AKA Wally almost 6 years ago
He’s not eating them anymore. They’re gone!
MRBLUESKY529 almost 6 years ago
He should just apologize and offer her a milk dud. Because according to Sheldon Copper “Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.”
Linguist almost 6 years ago
The first line of defense, act shocked and angry that someone would even think of accusing you,
swanridge almost 6 years ago
“Not any more. Shall we move to past tense?”
swanridge almost 6 years ago
PRODUCT PLACEMENT! SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING!
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Pull his dentures out and check them for caramel…
cuzinron47 almost 6 years ago
Well, the title panel gave it away.
jeanie5448 almost 6 years ago
lol, get stuck is minor, they will pull them out.
MrJM almost 6 years ago
https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/1055296712758169601?s=19
Katsuro Premium Member almost 6 years ago
This joke was stolen from a tweet by SirEviscerate from October 24 last year.