Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 16, 2018

Let’s hear It for the bacon ….

Take off, hoser!

Rum ti ti tum ti ti tah tee

When the people at the grocery store ask if I will need help leaving, I say, “No. I’ll be good.”

Ask your Canadian neighbor if he needs help out, eh.

Fork Over , Up, and Out, you ferry boat ride. Hockey or Hooker toot, toot, put on your boot.

Sorry, can’t come to the door, I have only got a nut cup on. Duck, duck, here come hockey puck.

Boom tick boom.

Do you hear what I see?

I’d suggest a looser broach, or perhaps a rethinking of its placement.

A double double please..

This is the little drummer boy on his 2000th birthday.

Deck the halls with butts & rotini / Fa la la la la, la la la la / ‘Tis the season not to be a weenie / Fa la la la la, la la la la / Don we now our poetic pickle apparel / Fa la la la la, la la la la / Troll the ancient Froggy carol / Fa la la la la, la la la la / See the heathen burn before us / Fa la la la la, la la la la / Pass some gas and join the chorus / Fa la la la la, la la la la / Follow us and be merry shameless / Fa la la la la, la la la la / Tripping fantastic Froggy Lameness / Fa la la la la, la la la la / La la la la, la la la la

The Little Drummer Boy.

Unclog your preference panel. I happen to like The Little Drummer Boy. Pa rum pa pum pum!

Rum tiddily pum! Pooh Bear knows!

Hunny hunny, hunny, hunny, hunnyTime!