Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 27, 2018

For crying out loud, Andy, Christmas was the day before yesterday!

@Number Three In today’s funny strip our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is preparing for next Christmas 2019 because Christmas was 2 days ago and Andy should know that he will be on the naughty list :o) am I right , my avatar today is the Coat of Arms of my Maltese surname and the funny thing is that when my mum married my dad in Africa, she got stung by two scorpions like the ones in my avatar and they had three kids my late sisters Caroline and Mary and me , the last star left , the tree I can’t explain, have you got a C.O.A yourself? how was your day? mine is too depressing to go into because Connie was taken by Alex to the Podology (foot) clinic and when she is ready she will phone me to go and fetch her, meanwhile I am home alone :o( , take care pal

@Number Three Everything turned out fine , thank goodness , take a gander at Grey cartoon

Christmas might be over but he’ll be singing again on New Years Eve!

Give Andy his last dollop of half-and-half. From the chamberpot. Over his head, half of yours, half of your spouse’s.

I have a feeling that Chalkie made it on the “Nice” list. He’s way more considerate than Andy.

xxx

@Afficionado

I’m pleased everything went well with Connie’s appointment. Why were you worried? Doesn’t she have to go for her diabetic screening every so often?

I do not have a coat of arms. I’m not really into that stuff to be honest. Haha.

I checked out that strip and I’ve already got it saved in my favourites. Those strips must be reruns.

He’s just coming home from the Boxing Day bash the night before.

Could be worse. He could be singing Christmas songs in August.

Andy is fortunate that people don’t use chamber pots anymore.